e-zekiel:

okay so today I was at the mall and this girl walking in front of me and tripped and fell and instead of helping her up like a normal person would- I decided to make her feel less embarrassed and fall down too

but I guess another guy had the same idea because we fell at the same time

and then another person fell

and another

and suddenly I was lying in the middle of an impromptu fainting mob and a lot of people were shouting

and the girl who’d originally fallen looked so fucking happy

pizza:

princessofthegarrison:

so if you say the word pizza in a text post, is it like summoning satan only instead of satan you get tumblr user pizza

i have been summoned once again

lolsofunny:

ajc804:

sylvia-scarlett:

dukeofmegadeus:

here’s to impatient assholes

i’ve been watching this repeatedly for the last 3 minutes and it’s still perfect

let’s have a toast to the douche bags

(lol here!)

lolsofunny:

ajc804:

sylvia-scarlett:

dukeofmegadeus:

here’s to impatient assholes

i’ve been watching this repeatedly for the last 3 minutes and it’s still perfect

let’s have a toast to the douche bags

(lol here!)

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holiclover:

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WHY WAS THIS DELETED

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the world when its 6 am and you havent slept all night

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the world when it is 6am and you have just woken up

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j3nnard:

Can we please talk about that time the Powerpuff girls created their own retarded sister and then she died?

j3nnard:

Can we please talk about that time the Powerpuff girls created their own retarded sister and then she died?